I can't believe I had to learn this from Yahoo. What's up, Defamer? This is a perfect snarking moment. I was betting on Elvis, so Superman came as a total surprise. So much for the Kryptonite pacifier.
From Yahoo! News:
Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage is a new father.
His wife, Alice Kim Cage, gave birth Monday to a boy, Kal-el Coppola Cage, in New York City, said Cage's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were available.
"They are healthy and happy and it's quite lovely," Wolf said by phone from New York.
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They forgot to mention that the baby can't see through steel or concrete yet, only aluminum and cotton fabrics. However, he was strong enough to knock his dad on his ass for his hairstyle in Con Air.
Image borrowed from http://www.supermantv.net/movie_whatif_actors.htm
I for one wouldn't mind seeing Cage as Supes, but naming your kid Kal-El is just crazy. You just *know* all the kids are gonna call him H.I. anyway.
Posted by: Kyle | October 03, 2005 at 04:55 PM
Geez, with that name and those genes he had better hope hair plugs aren't his kryptonite. Wow, that was evil-snark even for me.
But I must admit......I am sort of proud of that one.
Posted by: Bonnie | October 03, 2005 at 08:55 PM
Just saw Lost and all I can say is "wh-a-a-a-a?????"
Posted by: Bonnie | October 05, 2005 at 09:51 PM