Have I ever mentioned how much I love Matt Damon? In the Matt vs. Ben debate there is no contest as far as I am concerned. Why would you choose Ben? Why would Matt even be friends with Ben. They are not even part of the same universe!
Now here's the crazy part: I also love Matthew McConaughey. He may not be the sexiest man alive, but he is the stoniest most shirtless actor that I can think of and that alone wins a special place in my heart. This is not to say that I find shirtlessness particularly attractive, but seen through a lense of irony shirtlessness is awesome (see Tommy Lee).
Combine my love of all of these things and you get the following (thanks to Harold for the tip-off!):
Hon, I hate to break it to you but Matthew McConaughey is in a realtionship with Lance Armstrong. They even wear matching outfits. While it is true that the best straight guys are a little bit gay, you really should rethink someone who'll want the two of you to wear matching outfits. Really.
Posted by: anne | December 20, 2006 at 12:11 PM
How can you even put Tommy Lee in the same sentence as Matt McConaughey?! I got the shivers again thinking about shirtless Tommy Lee! Creepy! :)
I have a soft spot for Matt Damon too.
Posted by: monica | December 20, 2006 at 12:48 PM
Matt Damon? Yum. Matt McConaughey? Eh. Matt on Matt action? NOW you're talking.
Posted by: ET | December 21, 2006 at 08:41 AM
Wow! We are cut from the same cloth! As for knitting with the family...I would with my mother's family. Her sisters both knit.
Posted by: Gina | December 21, 2006 at 01:45 PM
This post spawned some very confusing conversations where I tried to explain my name-based relationship theory... some of the things I think about should stay in my head, is the moral of the story.
Posted by: Daphne | January 04, 2007 at 10:17 AM
OK i am many months later but that is soooooo hilarious. awesome. thanks for posting it!
Posted by: carolyn | March 13, 2007 at 08:15 PM