Have I ever mentioned how much I love Matt Damon? In the Matt vs. Ben debate there is no contest as far as I am concerned. Why would you choose Ben? Why would Matt even be friends with Ben. They are not even part of the same universe!
Now here's the crazy part: I also love Matthew McConaughey. He may not be the sexiest man alive, but he is the stoniest most shirtless actor that I can think of and that alone wins a special place in my heart. This is not to say that I find shirtlessness particularly attractive, but seen through a lense of irony shirtlessness is awesome (see Tommy Lee).
Combine my love of all of these things and you get the following (thanks to Harold for the tip-off!):